Tuesday 7 June 2011

Honey 2, from the director of Honey.

“Dancing is how I say the things I wanna say”

What? No it isn’t, fuck off. What are you, illiterate? Who consumes this fucking garbage. Honey 2?…who comissioned a second one!?



Anyway, apparently it’s the “dance movie event of the year” - that’s pretty specific. That’s like a hot-dog vendor saying to a guy today, “this is the 7th of June hot dog event of the day, for this street only, before 3pm”.



‘Dance movie’ is not a genre.

And the 7-1-8? What are they, like the Jets? Is this West Side Story?

What are Snoop Dog and A.C.Slater doing in this?

It’s tough out there, if you want to make it as a dancer. You probably have to bring it, on a daily basis.

Anyway, none of that is important now…because, “when the battle begins…go every step of the way” - yeah, every step of the way, right out of the cinema, haaaaaa

Aaand, scene.